There’s a scene in the new series of Vinnie Jones In The Country where the footballer-turned-country squire has the brainwave (nicked from his pal Guy Ritchie) to build a mini-beach on his farm in Petworth, West Sussex. To get from his house to the beach he decides to cut a pathway through the dense undergrowth, and he has the bright idea to enlist goats to munch their way through the brush in order to create said trail.
His good friend Wobbly – aka Paul Worby, his trusted sidekick on the show, as well as the man usually called upon to put Vinnie’s ideas into practice – lets out an exasperated sigh. The only flaw in Vinnie’s otherwise genius plan to use the animals, he…