ADVERTISEMENTEconomic turmoil.
Spooked markets.
A new era of financial uncertainty.
Donald Trump’s slate of massive tariffs, some of which went into effect Saturday, has sent shockwaves through global markets. And through the world of aquatic flightless birds.
Indeed, in his infinite wisdom, Trump has slapped a 10 per cent tariff on an Australian territory with no human inhabitants: the Heard and McDonald Islands, two of the most remote places on Earth which are only accessible by a two-week boat trip from Perth.
The islands are home to penguins and seals. Just penguins and seals.
Unless the films Batman Returns, Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers and Happy Feet were…