Date Everything!, the game that lets you romance household objects like fridges, doors, windows, and toilets, has locked in a new release date of 17 June 2025.
In a trailer confirming the news, developer Sassy Chap Games has shown off more of the steamy action, confirming a host of new romanceable objects, and revealing more about gameplay. As depicted, you’ll enter the world of Date Everything! with pretty much literal rose-coloured glasses. Here, these glasses are a physical object – the “dateviators” – and they let you see objects in your house as real, dateable people.
Focus the glasses over your toilet, and it’ll become a hottie. Even your walls can be romanced here, and your doors (they’re called Dorian, of course). There’s over 100 companions…