Breakups suck. Whether you’re the one leaving or the one being left, they’re messy.
It’s the lack of creativity that gets me. I’d take a breakup relatively well if a guy delivered a giant cookie that said “You deserve better, I just don’t want to be better!”, or even hired a billboard a la the infamous “Paul, tell your wife about us or I will!!” sign in Phibsborough.
While traditional face-to-face breakups seem to be a thing of the past, unfortunately, most of us are stuck on the receiving end of uncreative tropes like ghosting or just being treated terribly until we take the hint.
On the plus side, I find there’s something truly magical in that…