Six-year-old fan at Aviva sums up the eternal mystery – The Irish Times

Heimir Hallgrímsson had said in the immediate aftermath of Ireland’s World Cup elimination in Prague on Thursday that “our job is to pick ourselves up tomorrow when we wake up and start again”. This is simply the duty of a professional. But sometimes even the most professional of us feel like calling in sick. A … Read more

Ireland’s attempt to reach the World Cup was, in one way, a spectacular success – The Irish Times

In the aftermath of Ireland’s elimination in Prague it felt as though the future had been cancelled. But tomorrow the future arrives in the form of our partners in suffering, North Macedonia. Football is telling us that the future is happening, whether we like it or not, so it’s time to start getting our heads … Read more

We must admit Ireland’s shortcomings and accept life as a giant cockroach – The Irish Times

The Metamorphosis, by Franz Kafka, has the most famous opening line in Czech literature. The wording in English varies according to the translation, but it goes something like: “One morning Gregor Samsa woke in his bed from uneasy dreams and found he had turned into a large verminous insect.” On Friday morning, thousands of Irish … Read more

Caution and stop-start play are taking all the fun out of football – The Irish Times

Kepa Arrizabalaga was always going to start the League Cup final. He’d played every game in the competition up till then. This is the deal a lot of clubs make with their backup goalkeeper. Still, the thought of betraying Kepa and picking David Raya must have haunted Mikel Arteta in the days leading up to … Read more

When the Liverpool crowd sound like they’re in Lidl, it’s time to check out – The Irish Times

If you want to analyse how things are going at Liverpool, you don’t even need to watch what’s happening out on the field (and don’t worry, you won’t miss much). Just listen to the crowd. The atmosphere at Anfield was comparable to what you might experience if you spent your Sunday afternoon walking around a … Read more

The ‘world’s biggest football reporter’ reveals the value of saying nothing – The Irish Times

Last Tuesday, Fabrizio Romano posted a video extolling the virtues of Saudi Arabia’s King Salman Humanitarian Aid and Relief Centre. Romano droned on for a couple of minutes about how the Saudi charity initiative had helped to clear landmines, treat blindness and deafness, separate conjoined twins, etc. With 13.2 million views on X by Sunday … Read more

Infantino unlikely to reflect on World Cup host US attacking participant Iran – The Irish Times

In 25 days, Ireland play their biggest match in a decade – a World Cup qualification playoff that was secured thanks to two of the most beautiful victories in the history of the national team. It is sadly typical of today’s football that what should be a time of excitement and anticipation has instead been … Read more

How do you solve a problem like Tottenham Hotspur? – The Irish Times

If Arsenal do go on to win the Premier League title then Declan Rice should probably win Player of the Year. If it’s Manchester City, then it will be hard to look past Erling Haaland. Haaland, though, will probably finish out the season without experiencing the misery Rice must have suffered in the middle part … Read more

Manchester United see Arsenal’s rugby and raise them some football – The Irish Times

Arsenal against Manchester United was one of the greatest Premier League games of all time. Not so much because of the football that was played, but because of the story that was told. It doesn’t happen very often that Manchester United find themselves cast as the Ewoks against the imperial storm fleet, but here we … Read more

Manchester United notch up unenviable record as Liverpool fans reach truce with Alexander-Arnold – The Irish Times

People have lately taken to calling it the season of the underdog, but in the end the top five of the 2024-25 Premier League had a reassuringly familiar composition: two American-owned sports-groups, two clubs owned by Gulf states, and whatever the hell Chelsea are. Coming up behind them a couple of maverick oligarchs, followed by … Read more