As I said when I recapped the first two episodes of Denise Richards & Her Wild Things, I root for Denise. That means, by default, I root for this show. I was even fairly kind in my assessment of the first hour, which didn’t come anywhere near the heights of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the series it’s been paired with. But there are some things I can’t defend — lines that I won’t cross — and a memorial for a lizard is near the top of that list. Not since Tom Schwartz forced us to endure a poolside memorial for his lizard, Daug, during the worst-ever season of Vanderpump Rules, have I felt such despair over what I was watching. Denise has given us another lizard…