This week, on our favorite television program, Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things. They invited everyone on a trip to St. Lucia, the only country named after a woman — but only because Ireland is named after a goddess (named Meghan King Edmonds) — and brought them gift bags in neon, translucent Telfar purses. Did you know I used to hang with Telfar back in the day? Yes! He was good friends with my friend DJ Michael Magnan, and we all used to hang out at Slurp on Tuesday nights at the Cock with Linda Simpson, who is sort of like the Kathy Hilton of drag. Oh, what a time we had as poor young gays. Oh! Yes! The rich women. What else did they do? They refused to climb…