It’s Manchester United v Tottenham this weekend and that makes us very excited.
The reason isn’t complicated; it’s because it’s almost guaranteed to be absurd but even more importantly with absolutely no guarantee about which specific way(s) it will be absurd.
That’s the real fun. It will be ridiculous, sure, but not one of us can possibly know exactly how it will be ridiculous.
Only a certified idiot would attempt to predict what would happen in this latest clash between the two stupidest big Premier League clubs over the last couple of years.
Here then are our predictions for what will happen in this latest clash between the two stupidest big Premier League clubs over the last couple of years.
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