Trent ‘utterly wasted’ like Man Utd legend

Trent Alexander-Arnold might be this generation’s Paul Scholes as we venture lightly into England territory. There are still views on Arsenal, Aston Villa, Everton and Americans. Mail us at [email protected]   Is Trent going to be this generation’s Scholes? I’m a Man United fan, so don’t really have a horse in this race. But does … Read more

Arsenal face first final step towards Quad God status on huge day for Spurs

A proper big weekend, this one. We’re very excited. Arsenal can either take a big step towards the quadruple, or see the whole thing go up in smoke altogether should Pep Guardiola get his hands on another trophy after what has for him been an alarmingly long wait. But the Premier League won’t give up … Read more

Biggest Champions League knockout defeats by English clubs

Premier League clubs have been suffering in the Champions League knockout stage this season, with Chelsea, Manchester City and Newcastle already out by the round of 16. The margin of defeat suffered by Chelsea and Newcastle – on aggregate is particularly damning, entering the record books. So what are the heaviest Champions League knockout defeats … Read more

Ranking the 10 best teenagers in world football: Max Dowman, Lamine Yamal…

After Max Dowman’s piece of Premier League history, who are the 10 best teenagers in world football? We may look back at this list in a few years’ time and wonder what we were thinking with some, but right now, these are the 10 best teenagers in world football with the highest potential. If you … Read more

Man Utd manager shortlist loses two ‘favourites’ as Arsenal title charge continues

Between the defeatist messaging of Unai Emery and the record-breaking misery of Oliver Glasner, the Man Utd manager race is thinning out. But the story of the weekend was Arsenal taking a gargantuan step towards the Premier League title after a Manchester City slip. And there was movement at the bottom too, even just in … Read more

Arteta reveals nine-word message to Arsenal hero after title-clinching win

If Max Dowman was ‘impossible to resist’ for Thomas Tuchel before, it is difficult to fathom quite how Arsenal should be expected to keep themselves from handing the 16-year-old a lifetime contract on the wave of a euphoric victory over Everton. Hours after previous opponents Mansfield battled to a home draw with Barnsley thanks to … Read more

Agreed deal on brink of collapse after ridiculous new offer

Marcus Rashford’s permanent switch to Barcelona has crashed into a hurdle after the LaLiga giant proposed new terms Manchester United have zero intention of agreeing to. Rashford joined Barcelona on a season-long loan ahead of the current campaign, with the deal containing an option to buy worth €30m / £26m. The 28-year-old has rediscovered his … Read more

Lewis Hamilton move ‘mega dangerous’ in untelevised Russell team radio

Untelevised team radio footage from the Australian Grand Prix has revealed the moment George Russell criticised the “mega dangerous” defensive tactics of Ferrari pair Lewis Hamilton and Charles Leclerc. Russell and Mercedes lived up to their billing as pre-season favourites by winning the F1 2026 curtain raiser in Melbourne last weekend. George Russell team radio … Read more

Tudor sack coming as ‘worst manager in Premier League history’ damned by P.E teacher comparison

Igor Tudor is legitimately the worst manager in Premier League history. Even Terry Connor got a few draws and never tanked a player’s career. The Tudor reign at Spurs went from worse to good lord man, what the shuddering Christ are you doing in a really quite baffling Champions League defeat to Atletico Madrid. Antonin … Read more