Trent ‘utterly wasted’ like Man Utd legend

Trent Alexander-Arnold might be this generation’s Paul Scholes as we venture lightly into England territory. There are still views on Arsenal, Aston Villa, Everton and Americans. Mail us at [email protected]   Is Trent going to be this generation’s Scholes? I’m a Man United fan, so don’t really have a horse in this race. But does … Read more

Liverpool branded ‘weak and pathetic’ as Igor Tudor nears sack

Igor Tudor and Spurs get an expected kicking but Liverpool and Arne Slot do not escape censure. We’re just glad to move on from Mikel Arteta and Arsenal. Send more mails on all subjects to [email protected]   Fewer English clubs please Can somebody tell me why English teams are allotted 5-6 places in Champions League … Read more

Sir Jim Ratcliffe given full c-word treatment after Reform-style rant

Sir Jim Ratcliffe is a ‘colossal t*t’ who deserves a colossal kicking for his views on immigration. We will be back later with some views on Liverpool etc but in the meantime, mail us at [email protected]   Sir Jim Ratcliffe gets the kicking he deserves And to think Man United fans thought the Glazers were … Read more

Chelsea labelled ‘pathetic’ three times over after Arsenal bore to final

Chelsea have to take most of the blame for Arsenal reaching their first final of the season; that was ‘pathetic’. If you have anything to add on any subject, mail us at [email protected]   Jacquet required Jeremy Jacquet sounds like a name Bob Mortimer would make up.Simon “Stolen from Twitter / X” S, NUFC, Cheshire … Read more

Arsenal ‘efficient, controlled and sterile’; it won’t win Premier League

Arsenal fans are fuming and nobody is entertained by what could be the worst Premier League champions ever. We also have thoughts on Man Utd and West Ham, but mostly Arsenal. Send your views to [email protected]   Does Mikel Arteta know how to coach attacking football? Not a revolutionary take here, but Arteta seems to … Read more

Keane ‘jealousy’ exposed by Man Utd, Carrick as Slot sack ‘a matter of time’, Gyokeres is an Arsenal ‘turd’

‘Jealous’ Roy Keane and other Manchester United legends are slammed in the Mailbox, while Arne Slot will be ‘gone’ from Liverpool soon. There are also takes on Viktor Gyokeres, Tottenham Hotspur and Crystal Palace… Send your thoughts to [email protected].   Slot on the brink… The recent unbeaten run whilst largely unremarkable is proof that the … Read more

Ruben Amorim sack? He should ‘resign’ and take ‘one-trick Bruno’ with him

The Man Utd manager and many of his players get a kicking after that Europa League final, but Spurs fans are giddy. Send your views to [email protected]. Should Ange still be sacked?   Barbecue?Sorry about that slugfest. Is the BBQ still on?Daniel Humphrey/Humphrey Daniel   …So I just wanted to check if the BBQ is … Read more

Thierry Henry ‘bullied’ Man Utd kid in ’embarrassing’ Sky Sports segment

Was there any need for Thierry Henry to go in two-footed on Man Utd teenager Leny Yoro? Plus, more Liverpool and Arsenal chat. Send your views to [email protected]   Have a word, ThierryThierry Henry and Sky Sports embarrassed themselves on Monday Night Football. The show had a rushed segment on the Newcastle United Man United … Read more

‘Donkey’ Ruben Amorim blamed after ‘pitiful, brainless spectacle’

Manchester United and Ruben Amorim get their usual Monday kicking after being frankly rotten against Newcastle United. You can send your own views on any subject to [email protected]   Why no conclusions?Was there no 16 Conclusions for this match because Newcastle were playing a bottom-half side?Chris, NUFC (Pretty much, yes. But we did write about … Read more

Man Utd signings must fit three-point criteria but Liverpool transfer decision seems ‘even odder’

Manchester United signings must be able to understand the Ruben Amorim system, run all day and actually want to play for them. It’s a low but necessary bar. Send your thoughts to [email protected].   Ruby’s diamondsAnother match, another painful defeat. Can we not just wrap the league season up early so we can focus on … Read more