FSG are in the process of ballsing it up for Liverpool again but what would Elon Musk do in his first ten days as owner? Also, should Manchester United have given Erik ten Hag more time?
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Musk’s first ten days as Liverpool owner
With Elon Musk definitely set to purchase Liverpool (at least according to our ever-reliable tabloids), I ordered my team of boffins to fire up the quantum supercomputer and predict the world’s richest man’s first – and last – ten days as club owner.
Day 1: Musk buys Liverpool FC with US Government money and his first acts as owner are to rename Anfield ‘QAnonfield’ and replace the Liverbird on the club badge with one of those heelarious…